Part 10 - Pentecost
by Jane And Mark Lewis
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Copyright © 2000,
2011 Jane
And Mark Lewis. http://www.pottedjam.org Email: sketches@pottedjam.org
Contents
Background
Capernaum Street grew out of our desire to write our own "soap
opera"-style
series of sketches which would be based on a UK soap opera (in order to
feel familiar and engage people) and have cliff-hanger endings (to
encourage
people to come back for "next week's exciting episode").
Then one of the series we were doing in our Family Services
was on the
life of Peter. As Peter was a "Northerner" (as far as those in Judea
were
concerned) we decided to write a series tenuously based on Coronation
Street. As Peter lived in Capernaum, the title of Capernaum
Street
wasn't too difficult to come up with! We were then faced with the
constraints
familiar to many church drama groups - a lack of resources and a
Hollywood
special effects budget. These seem necessary given the miracles Peter
witnessed.
Then we had the idea - what if Peter "came home from work", as it were,
from his "day job" as a disciple of Jesus to relay all his experiences
to his wife Elizabeth (OK we made up the Elizabeth bit but we know
Peter
had a wife because he had a mother-in-law - see Mark 1:30). This would
mean only two people were required and no special effects!
Capernaum Street was born and the format has remained the same
since.
Each episode Peter returns from his day with Jesus to recount
everything
that's happened to Elizabeth in an
"up-North"-kitchen-sink-type-Coronation-Street
style.
This is Part 10 of the Capernaum Street series and relates the
events
of Pentecost (Acts 2:1-41) - hence Peter's slipping into foreign
languages.
We also decided, as this Elizabeth has only been witnessing these
things
second-hand over the whole Capernaum Street series that it was about
time
we started bringing her to a decision point. Does she believe
Jesus
is who Peter says he is
Version 2 of the sketch came about as we were doing a series
at church covering the story of the beginnings of the church through
the eyes of Peter. So we re-wrote this sketch to follow more directly
from Capernaum Street 12 - The Ascension (note
the reference to 'gift' in both). Also as this was appearing in a
family service we were concerned about the children losing interest so
one of our sons came up with the idea of short-circuiting the argument
at the end of the sketch by fast-forwarding it. This worked very
well when first performed. The re-write was also an excuse to get some
topical
references in - strange to think that Twitter didn't even exist when
Version 1 was written....
(Note: the Part numbers refer to the order the sketches were
written
in and not necesasarily the order of events in Peter's life).
P.S. Our thanks to Erika for providing the German translation
and help
with pronounciation. We have also heard from a church in New Zealand
who re-wrote this sketch to use Korean and Mandarin!
Rating
Characters
- Peter, apostle of Jesus.
- Elizabeth, his wife.
plus in Version 2 only:
- Simeon & Ethan - children watching "Capernaum Street"
on TV
Peter should be dressed to suggest "fisherman". (E.g. wellies, big
woolly jumper, water-proof jacket, etc.)
Elizabeth is a house-proud housewife and should be wearing a
house-coat,
have her hair in a scarf and have a duster to wave around for emphasis.
Staging
The scene is the kitchen in Peter and Elizabeth's house. You can get
away
with just a table and at least one chair.
We use three devices to create a consistent "look and feel" to
the Capernaum
Street sketches:
- The characters are always dressed the same in every sketch
(see above).
- For each performance we project the Capernaum St. sign
(illustrated
above)
on an OHP.
- We use, what turned out to be, a very successful device for
indicating
the start and end of each sketch: the Theme Tune. We both play the
first
few bars of the theme tune to Coronation Street on kazoos.
Script - Version 1
[Theme tune]
Peter: [Approaching the
"back
door", whistlingHoly Spirit we welcome you]
Elizabeth: [Facing away
from
Peter addressing an offstage Martha] That'll be the window cleaner
Martha. I must pay him, see you later
Peter: Hiya luv. I'm home! [Plonks
a
rucksack
down
on
the floor]
Elizabeth: Will you keep your
voice
down.
Peter: Why?
Elizabeth: Why he says? Do you
have
any idea what I've been through the last two days.
Peter: I bet it wasn't as good
as
my last two days.
Elizabeth: I can't believe
this.
You're acting like you've done nothing wrong!!
Peter: I haven't. I've been in
Jerusalem
preaching.
Elizabeth: My mother
said
you wouldn't admit you've got a problem.
Peter: No Elizabeth I have got
a
problem actually. You see the church in Jerusalem want me to be the
leader
but it means we'll have to move.
Elizabeth: A church leader
you?
Don't make me laugh. Peter I've had enough. I didn't mind when you
threw
away a promising career in the fishing industry to follow Jesus, I
accepted
the fact that you were away for weeks at a time, I was proud of you
when
said you and Jesus had healed people, I stood by you when you were
depressed
after Jesus was killed and I supported you going back to Jerusalem to
wait
for whoever it was Jesus was supposed to be sending.
Peter: The Holy Spirit.
Elizabeth: Jack Daniels more
like
it. Oooo the shame of it! All over the six o'clock news my husband,
drunk
in public at 9 in the morning. I've had Martha round here lecturing me
on the evils of drink and asking if you've been an alcoholic long?
Peter: I wasn't drunk. Y'see...
Elizabeth: I don't know if I
want
to hear it.
Peter: Please Elizabeth just
hear
me out.
Elizabeth: This better be good
Peter.
Peter: Right. We went off to
Jerusalem
to wait for the Holy Spirit. Nous sommes toute ensemble dans une
maison.
Quand il y a une grande vent....
Elizabeth: Peter! You're
talking
gibberish!!!!
Peter: What? Was I? Oh it
can't
have worn off?
Elizabeth: The effects of the
alcohol?
Peter: No the... No I haven't
got
to that bit yet. Let me finish. We were all in the house when we heard
this roaring wind. And tongues of fire appeared over our heads.
Elizabeth: You were doing
drugs
as well!!!!!
Peter: Don't be soft. Course
not.
It was the Holy Spirit coming on us. Anyway we rushed out and began
talking
in all sorts of different languages to everyone who would listen. Then
I said Brüde, hertz vas ich euch zu sagen haber.
Elizabeth: You what?
Peter: Sorry did I do it
again?
I said Brothers - listen to what have to say. And I told them all
about Jesus. And 3000 believed! Isn't it great. Well it is but it means
we've got to start a church in Jerusalem so we'll have to move down
there
and....
Elizabeth: Peter Shut UP!
That's
it is it? The best you can do?
Peter: Yes. That's how it
happened.
Elizabeth: Look Peter, I
listened
when you told about seeing Jesus with Moses and Elijah, I didn't bat an
eyelid when you came home soaking wet after you thought you could
walk on water, you've got friends who see angels, dead friends who come
back to life. But this is the last straw. Tongues of fire hovering over
your head and speaking in strange languages. The way I see it either
I've
been married to an alcoholic or a lunatic for the last 3 years. At this
particular moment I'm sure which option I prefer.
Peter: I'm not mad and I
certainly
haven't been drinking. It's true Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Peter for years
I've
listened to all this. I've had my life upset by this Jesus of yours,
put
up with all the comments from the neighbours but now this.
Peter: I know some of it
sounds
far fetched but its all true - all of it. Do you really think I
could've
made all this up?
Elizabeth: Well I know some
bits
are true 'cos I've heard things from other people.
Peter: There you are then.
Elizabeth
I'm telling you the truth. You've got to believe me, luv.
Elizabeth: I want to believe
you
not just about the drinking, all of it but I don't think I can....
Peter: Elizabeth, you said
Jesus
has upset your life. You're right he has but only because he's
been
transforming mine. Your only experience of him is heresay and seeing
how
he's affected me. You've never really got to know Him like I do.
Elizabeth: No that's true.
It's
a bit late now though. He's gone back [looks up] up there hasn't
he?
Peter: No, it's never too
late.
Luv he transformed my life and he can change yours as well.
Elizabeth: Do you really think
he
can?
Peter: Luv. I know he can.
I'll
put the kettle on and tell you a bit more about this Holy Spirit......
[Theme tune]
Version 2
[Theme tune]
Peter: [Approaching the "back door", whistling
'Holy Spirit we welcome you' or
similar
chorus]
Elizabeth:
[Facing away from
Peter addressing an offstage Martha] That'll be the window cleaner Martha.
I must pay him, see you later
Peter: Mi amore. I'm
home!
Elizabeth:
Will you keep your
voice down.
Peter: [stage whispering] Why?
Elizabeth:
Why he says? Do you
have any idea what I've been through the last two days?
Peter: I bet it wasn't
as good as my last two days!
Elizabeth:
I can't believe this.
You're acting like you've done nothing wrong!!
Peter: Wrong? I
haven't done anything wrong! I've been in Jerusalem preaching.
Elizabeth:
My mother said you
wouldn't admit you've got a problem.
Peter: No Elizabeth I
have got a problem actually. You see we've got this huge new church in
Jerusalem and they want me to be the leader but it means we'll have to
move.
Elizabeth:
A church leader you?
Don't make me laugh. Peter I've had enough. I didn't mind when you
threw away a promising career in the fishing industry to follow Jesus,
I accepted the fact that you were away for weeks at a time, I stood by
you when you were depressed after Jesus was killed and I supported you
going back to Jerusalem to wait for whatever it was Jesus was supposed
to be sending.
Peter: That's right
Liz – the gift. I know what the gift was. It was the Holy Spirit.
I've been filled with the Holy Spirit!
Elizabeth:
Filled with Jack
Daniels more like it! Oooo! the shame of it! All over the six o'clock
news my husband, drunk in public at 9 in the morning. That Martha has
been twittering on something terrible. She has everyone in the village
following her every word. She's just been round here now
lecturing me on the evils of the demon drink and asking if you've been
an alcoholic long?
Peter: Drink? What
drunk? I wasn't drunk. Y'see...
Elizabeth:
I don't know if I
want to hear it.
Peter: Please
Elizabeth just hear me out.
Elizabeth:
This better be good
Peter.
Peter: Right. We went
off to Jerusalem to wait for the gift I told you about - the Holy
Spirit. Nous sommes toute ensemble dans une maison. Quand il y a une
grande vent....
Elizabeth:
What?
Peter: Que?
Elizabeth:
You're talking
gibberish!!!!
Peter: Was I? Oh
that's interesting it can't have worn off?
Elizabeth:
The effects of the
alcohol?
Peter: No! No the...
No I haven't got to that bit yet. Let me finish. We were all in the
house when we heard this roaring wind. And tongues of fire appeared
over our heads.
Elizabeth:
You were doing drugs
as well!!!!!
Peter: Don't be soft.
No! course not. It was the Holy Spirit coming on us. Anyway we rushed
out and began talking in all sorts of different languages to everyone
who would listen. Then I got up in front of everyone and said
Brüde, hertz vas ich euch zu sagen haber.
Elizabeth:
You what?
Peter: Sorry did I do
it again? I said Brothers - listen to what have to say. And I told them
all about Jesus. And 3000 believed! Isn't it great? Well it is but it
means we've got to start a church in Jerusalem so we'll have to move
down there and....
Elizabeth:
Peter Shut UP! That's
it is it? The best you can do?
Peter: Yes. That's how
it happened.
Elizabeth:
Look Peter, I’ve had
my life turned upside-down by this Jesus of yours. You've got
friends who see angels, dead friends who come back to life. But this is
the last straw. Tongues of fire hovering over your head and speaking in
strange languages? The way I see it either I've been married to an
alcoholic or a lunatic for the last 3 years. At this particular moment
I'm sure which option I prefer.
Simeon: Pause!
[Elizabeth & Peter freeze]
Ethan: Why did you do that?
Simeon: I have the remote. [Waves it] Anyway I've seen this bit
– it's just more of them arguing.
Ethan: Oh OK. Gimme that. [Snatches remote] I'll fast-forward then.
[Elizabeth and Peter act out a highly
accelerated argument]
Simeon: Play!
Elizabeth: ….want to believe you just not
sure I can....
Peter: Elizabeth, you
said Jesus has upset your life. You're right he has turned your life
upside down but only because he's been transforming mine. You’ve hardly
seen him since he was here and healed your Mum. Most of what you
know you’ve got second-hand from me.
Elizabeth:
That’s true but it’s
too late now though. He's gone back [looks
up] up there hasn't he?
Peter: No it isn’t too
late Liz – that’s the whole point – he transformed my life and he can
change yours as well.
Elizabeth:
Do you really think
he can?
Peter: Luv. I know he
can. I'll put the kettle on and whilst we’re havin’ a cuppa I can tell
you a bit more about this Holy Spirit......
[Theme tune]
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Jane And
Mark Lewis. http://www.pottedjam.org
Email: sketches@pottedjam.org
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