ContentsBackgroundCapernaum Street grew out of our desire to write our own "soap opera"-style series of sketches which would be based on a UK soap opera (in order to feel familiar and engage people) and have cliff-hanger endings (to encourage people to come back for "next week's exciting episode").Then one of the series we were doing in our Family Services was on the life of Peter. As Peter was a "Northerner" (as far as those in Judea were concerned) we decided to write a series tenuously based on Coronation Street. As Peter lived in Capernaum, the title of Capernaum Street wasn't too difficult to come up with! We were then faced with the constraints familiar to many church drama groups - a lack of resources and a Hollywood special effects budget. These seem necessary given the miracles Peter witnessed. Then we had the idea - what if Peter "came home from work", as it were, from his "day job" as a disciple of Jesus to relay all his experiences to his wife Elizabeth (OK we made up the Elizabeth bit but we know Peter had a wife because he had a mother-in-law - see Mark 1:30). This would mean only two people were required and no special effects! Capernaum Street was born and the format has remained the same since. Each episode Peter returns from his day with Jesus to recount everything that's happened to Elizabeth in an "up-North"-kitchen-sink-type-Coronation-Street style. In the later sketches (including this one), that occur after Jesus' ascension, we've slightly modified this format to adjust to Peter's new role. The original version of this sketch is based on the
events
recorded
in Acts
9:32-42 but also makes reference to the events of Acts
10 (as if this
particular
visit home was en route to Jerusalem as per Acts
11). However,
as part of a series at church we were reprising a number
of Capernaum
Street sketches and writing some new ones.
Unfortunately the week
we were due to perform this sketch we were away so we
needed to come up
with an alternative. The result was a recorded
webcast as if
Peter and Elizabeth were sending a message back to their
home church
whilst away. So we re-wrote the sketch accordingly
and recorded
the the video. You can watch the video here on YouTube.
Note we also dropped the
references to Cornelius as that was to be the subject
the following
week - see Capernaum Street 14 -
Cornelius. (Note: the Part numbers refer to the order the sketches were written in and not necessarily the order of events in Peter's life). RatingCharacters
StagingOriginal script: The scene is the kitchen in Peter and Elizabeth's house. You can get away with just a table and at least one chair.Webcast script: The scene is a webcast recorded at Simon the Tanner's house. We use three devices to create a consistent "look and feel" to the Capernaum Street sketches:
Original Script[Theme tune]Peter: [Approaching the "back door", singing]. Start spreadin the news… Elizabeth: [Offstage] Peter? Peter: Hiya luv. I'm home! [Plonks a rucksack down on the floor] Elizabeth: [Arriving onstage] Oh it is you! [she gives him a hug] It’s lovely to have you back. Had a good trip? Peter: Oh aye. Brilliant it were. Fantastic. Elizabeth: Oh it's so exciting. What did you get up to then? Peter: Just the usual luv. You know, bit of preaching. Elizabeth: Preaching yes of course. Peter: Healing people Elizabeth: Oh? Really - healing people? Like who? Peter: Well. When I was in Lydda I met this man and he'd been paralysed for eight years. Elizabeth: Eight years, how awful! Peter: Aye eight years. Anyway so I says to him, "Aeneas", cause that were his name, "Aeneas". Elizabeth: ...yes, yes... Peter: "Aeneas", I says, "Jesus Christ heals you. Get up! And tidy up that mat - we don't want people litterin' the streets now do we?" Elizabeth: Oh Peter... Peter: And he did. He got up straightaway. So, anyway, it were obviously big news and it was all round town in no time. Because of Aeneas loads of people came to believe in Jesus. Elizabeth: Oh Peter, that's lovely. So what else did you do? Peter: Well obviously there was a lot of talking to people Elizabeth: Talking to people, yes... Peter: Praying with people Elizabeth: Praying with people. That's nice, Peter: [casually] Raising the dead... Elizabeth: Raising the dead ... Raising the dead? I can't believe it - you've raised someone from the dead? Ooo wait til I tell that Martha next door... Peter: Now hold on luv. Obviously it wasn't me that did the actual raising so to speak it was... Both: ...Jesus.. Elizabeth: ...yes I know! Oh this is so exciting. I can't wait to give Martha the news. That'll show her for saying that you'd abandoned me. I can say "Well, Martha dear, my husband is very busy you see what with raising people from the dead and all!" Peter: Alright Elizabeth steady on do you want to hear this story or what? Elizabeth: Yes sorry luv, go on. Peter: Well where was I? Oh yes. I was in Lydda. And these people arrive from Joppa saying could I come quick because this disciple called Tabitha had died. Wonderful woman made clothes for the poor and everything. Elizabeth: It's tragic when someone like that dies, I remember my aunt Ethel... Peter: Elizabeth do you want to hear this? Elizabeth: Oh yes sorry. Peter: So we rushed off. Took us a while to get there obviously as it must be about 10 mile to Joppa. Anyway as soon as we got there they took me straight upstairs and there she was all washed and laid out covered with a sheet. Elizabeth: What did you do? Peter: Well I wasn't really sure what to do next. Well you don't do you? So I asked everyone to leave and then I prayed. "Look Lord, you've brought me here what do you want me to do?" Well I didn’t hear any voices or owt but I did remember this one time when Jesus raised a little girl from the dead, so I thought, if I were Jesus what would I do? Elizabeth: So, what did you do? Peter: I just said, "Tabitha, get up." And she did. She opened her eyes. I know that because she said "what's this sheet doing on me?" So anyway I helped her up and took her downstairs. Elizabeth: Peter that's wonderful! Peter: Well, obviously this was even bigger news in Joppa than Aeneas had been in Lydda. I was able to tell loads of people about Jesus. Elizabeth: I'm so pleased you’ve had a good time Peter, but it is nice to have you back. Peter: That it is my sweet. Elizabeth: I've made you your favourite dinner- lamb stew. Peter: Grand. I've been looking forward to proper home cooking instead of take-aways. Elizabeth: [horrified] Takeaways! Peter: Oh aye. I've had allsorts, fish and chips, kebabs - and if I have to eat another bacon butty... Elizabeth: Bacon butty? Bacon!!! But we don't eat bacon Peter, its, you know, forbidden food. Peter: Oh don't you start. Look its a long story involving a dream, a sheet and a man called Cornelius. I'll tell you another time. Elizabeth: Oh Peter. I'm not sure these long business trips are good for you. You do come back with some funny ideas. Well I don't know about you but I'd like... Both: ...a nice cup of tea... Peter: Grand. Elizabeth: [smiling] I'll put the kettle on.. [Theme tune] Webcast Script[Theme tune]Peter: Er. Hello ... everyone. Greetings from Joppa! I hope this is working and you can all hear me… Elizabeth: [off-screen] Peter? [appearing on-screen] What are you doing? Who are you talking to? Peter: I'm on the net Elizabeth: What does that mean – you've not been fishing for ages!... Peter: No – I’m ont'internet. Elizabeth: Tinternet – what’s that? Peter: Er. It’s like a fishing net. Only bigger. Anyway as we’re away at the coast the church back home asked me to send them a message on what we've been doin' Elizabeth: So there are people in there! [Leans into screen and waves] Coo-ee hello everyone? Oh – Martha are you there? Hello? Peter: You can't hear them love – this is just a recording. Its called a vid-aye-oh. Its just one way. Elizabeth: Oh OK. Well Martha if you're there – don't forget the plants need watering and… Peter: Liz! People don’t want to hear about that – they want to hear all what we’ve been doing. Elizabeth: Yes. Sorry. Peter: So anyway. I’ve been preaching about Jesus. Elizabeth: Oh yes. He’s been preaching loads. Peter: and there’s been healings Elizabeth: Oh! Yes it's been wonderful. Oo – oo! Tell them about Aeneas. Peter: Yes. OK. So when we were in Lydda I met this man and he'd been paralysed … Elizabeth: For eight whole years, how awful! Can you imagine! Peter: Are you telling this or am I? Yes so eight years he’d been paralysed. Anyway so I says to him, "Aeneas" Elizabeth: 'cos that was his name, "Aeneas". Peter: You said that already. Anyway "Aeneas", I says, "Jesus Christ heals you. Get up!” Elizabeth: "And tidy up that mat - we don't want people litterin' the streets now do we?" [Peter looks cross] Well … you did say that. Peter: Yes all right. Anyway he got up straightaway - healed. It were obviously massive news and it was all round town in no time. Because of Aeneas loads of people came to believe in Jesus. Elizabeth: Oh Peter, Peter – tell them about Dorcas. Peter: Yes, yes I was getting to that. So we came on from Lydda here to Joppa because… Elizabeth: It's lovely here in Joppa. I love the sea-side. Peter: We came because these two blokes arrived from Joppa saying could I come because a wonderful disciple called Tabitha had died. Elizabeth: She was also called Dorcas Peter: Yes. So this Tabitha – or Dorcas – had died. And she was a wonderful lady. She was very loving and generous and made clothes for the poor and looked after those in need. Elizabeth: It's tragic when someone like that dies, I remember my auntie Ethel... Peter: Elizabeth I don’t think everyone wants to hear about your auntie Ethel. They want to hear about Tabitha. Elizabeth: Dorcas. Yes. Sorry. Peter: So we rushed off from Lydda. Took us a while to get there obviously as it must be about 10 mile to Joppa. Anyway as soon as we got there they took me straight upstairs and there she was all washed and laid out covered with a sheet. And there was a right carry on going – women wailing and weeping Elizabeth: They were upset Peter – because they loved her. Anyway come on this is exciting. Tell them what you did next. Peter: Well I wasn't really sure what to do next. Well you don't do you? So I asked everyone to leave so I could hear myself think and then I prayed. "Look Lord, you've brought me here what do you want me to do?" Well I didn’t hear any voices or owt but I did remember this one time when Jesus raised a little girl from the dead, so I thought, if I were Jesus what would I do? Elizabeth: Yes, yes what did you do? Peter: I just said, "Tabitha, get up." And she did. She opened her eyes. I know that because she said "what's this sheet doing on me?" So anyway I helped her up and took her downstairs. Elizabeth: You see everyone he’s been Raising The Dead!!!!!!!! I can't believe it He’s raised someone from the dead! Ooo I can’t wait to [realises Martha is probably watching] … er… get home and tell you all about it Martha.... Peter: [Ignoring Elizabeth] I didn’t raise anyone from the dead it was Jesus. But, obviously this was even bigger news in Joppa than Aeneas had been in Lydda. So I was able to tell loads of people about Jesus. Elizabeth: Oh this is all so exciting. I've got myself all a flutter. I need a nice cup of tea to calm me down. I'll go and put the kettle on. Peter: That’'s sound grand luv. [Realising he's still on camera] Well … er … I think that’'s all the news from Joppa. We'll see all you soon. God Bless. [Theme tune] Copyright © 1998, 2011 Jane And Mark Lewis. http://www.pottedjam.org Email: sketches@pottedjam.org Back to Top Back to Drama Homepage |